hotmail is my little bitch

my little bitch is sick today.

it's being a little bitch.

so i'm writing this now.

christmas went off without a hitch.

for those of you with dirty little minds: shame on you.

"shame" in Kyrgyz is "uyat." I will probally be using that word alot in the future. The Kyrgyz people use it alot. EVERYTHING is uyat!

i made this "blog" available to the general public (all you little people out there) as my sister requested (i do her bidding) so now you don't hafta get an account which is a real pain in the you-know-what (arm).

Thank you for all of your valuable information concerning what a "blog" is. I shall now continue to pretend I don't know what one is for the duration.

It's going pretty good here. Nothing has changed except I developed a huge hump on my back like quasi moto.

If you didn't pick up on the fact that this comment is a joke; it is.

A not-very-funny joke.

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.

There is very little rain in Kyrgyzstan. ...but there is a plain. The Fergana Valley where I do not live.

If Kyrgyzstan was a monster's face and Issyk Kul was it's eye then the conjunction the upper and lower jaws of its mouth would be the Fergana Valley.

The Fergana Valley is very hot in the summer and very cold in the winter.

I don't know why.

They have lots of yummy fruits that I would like to eat.

I can't think of anything interesting to write. Just jibberish like you see above.

When I CAN think of something to write I'll be back.

(didn't someone say that in a movie?)